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BREAKING — MISFORTUNE DESK
The presses are warming up
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One undeclared catastrophe after another. Our reporters counted them so you don't have to.
CONTACTING THE WIRE…
Officials confirm: yes, that is a real number. Yes, it is still counting.
VERIFIED UNFORTUNATE
Today's Misfortune
EVERY STORY TRUE · — ON FILE
In Brief
THE UNFORTUNATE DIGEST
CORRECTIONS & RECORDS — EVERY NUMBER NAMES ITS SOURCE
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